HI GUYS, ...........call me........... My DUMB BROTHER said, "I caught my twelve year old son looking up women's skirts today."....."That's pretty normal for a twelve year old, isn't it?" I asked......."Not on eBay it isn't," he said. My DUMB BROTHER said that his wife has the body of a 20 year old escort............... a FORD ESCORT!!!!!! My DUMB BROTHER said that he accidentally dialed 911 last night, so he set his house on fire so he wouldn't look stupid....!!!! A BRITISH guy was telling me that we AMERICANS are too sensitive about 9/11. Just way too sensitive. I said, well, um, soccer su*cks. He said, IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL!!! DAMMIT!! FOOTBALL!!! After much study of mental projection and time travel my DUMB BROTHER decided he was ready to kill Hitler. After going into a trance and projecting himself into the past, he was startled by a knock on the door. It was HITLER!! He immediately plunged his pistol into Hitler's face and fired. Hitler never had a chance even disguised as my DUMB BROTHER'S landlady. My DUMB BROTHER said that spelling is not his forty. My DUMB BROTHER said his wife loves a THREE*SOME, unfortunately it's an appetizer, an entree and then dessert!!!?? We can have our own little THREE*SOME on my extra wide massage table at my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE, you, me and my 34D'S...FUN. You are going to like watching me take off my clothes and seeing that the pictures aren't near as good as the REAL thing. The pictures won't rub on you or press their 34D's on you and guide your hands to them during the MUTUAL TOUCH. Or have a 5ft 9in toned body pressing into YOU during our BODY TO BODY as your hands roam over me. You will be so HAPPY that you came! I know you will. Because PLEASING you is what I do. And I do it GOOD! I know I DON'T have a big EGO, I'm really AWESOME that way. Let's have some FUN!! Don't wait and be thinking about me all day, it will be really HARD! 1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180 Call HURRY, YOU want to see me and I want you to see me, but you can only have me from 9am till 5pm. I turn back into the SOCCER MOM in the evenings and you can't tell the difference between me and all the other cute SOCCER MOMS that you want. You know these are my pictures, 100% ME, come in and feel for yourself. Yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!!!
Cindy, 36
