HI GUYS,............call me............ My DUMB BROTHER said, it's not over till the fat lady puts all your bags on the pavement and changes the locks..... My DUMB BROTHER'S wife got out of the shower and strolled into the bedroom and said, "Close the curtains. I don't want the neighbors to see my naked body." My DUMB BROTHER said, "Don't worry honey, If they see you naked they will close their own curtains." My DUMB BROTHER said I wish I could get a medical alert bracelet that just reads ...."PLEASE delete my browsing history!" A local pig farmer dis*cov*ered that all his pigs had swine flu.... Not to worry though, they're all cured now. My DUMB BROTHER said anything with a label that says do not MACHINE WASH or TUMBLE DRY means it will never get washed, not ever. My DUMB BROTHER said he suffers from ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, or as it's more commonly known, MARRIAGE. My DUMB BROTHER said his extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when he uses some other toothpaste.. . If YOU have INITIATIVE, then you should tell yourself to stop whatever you are doing with your hand and use it to pick up the phone and call me. Do you know how much FUN you can have with my 5ft 9in toned body in FULL VIEW for you and MUTUAL TOUCH too? Let your imagination run wild as my 34D's stand up and beg for some attention during our BODY TO BODY session that will make it so HARD to keep the SMILE off my face. PLEASING you gives me PLEASURE and to make you HAPPY is my ultimate goal. Won't you help me reach my goal? Take the initiative to visit me in my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE where my extra wide massage table and I wait for you with open arms. 1 HOUR FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB ....$180 Call I start taking calls at 8AM but HURRY, you only have me from 10AM till 5PM 'cause I turn back into a SOCCER MOM every evening. My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! Again, MY PICTURES 100% ME. Come and feel for yourself.
Cindy, 36
