HI GUYS,.......call me....... When my DUMB BROTHER was asked what seperates man from the animals........he said "a divorce?" My DUMB BROTHER said weighing an elephant is just like weighing a human, but on a much bigger scale. My DUMB BROTHER said if you're confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo. My DUMB BROTHER said that people laugh at his "Beware Of Cat" sign, but at least it keeps the mice out. My DUMB BROTHER said that he is really worried about his PARROT. His sweet bird keeps saying "I hate my life." I can't go on like this." And of course his wife hasn't noticed because she is always crying...!!!!???? Have you ever listened to talk radio and the people calling in are so dumb that you actually cringe and feel embarrassed for them? And how about the checkout lanes that don't ever have enough people working so to force you to go through the self checkout lane, even though you know you are going to get mad "place item in the bagging area" "place item in the bagging area". It's in the DAMN bag already. ARRRGH!! And I need some STRESS RELIEF! Have you seen my 34D's up close and personal? Well, come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE and watch my dress hit the floor so that FULL VIEW lets you see everything that you want. Our BODY TO BODY session and the MUTUAL TOUCH will bring my 5ft 9in toned body into your PLEASURE zone. FUN! 1 HOUR B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB .....$180 Call But HURRY, you don't want to miss out on the 2 TITTIES and have to settle with someone else trying to pawn off only 1 TITTY on you 'cause you only have me from 9am till 5pm because I am the SOCCER MOM!! My pictures 100% ME, and yes they're REAL, and they are SPECTACULAR!! You need to come feel how soft they are. You know you want to and I want you to.
Cindy, 35
