What unique fetish do you have?, 30

I have so many great ideas I should write a book!  Let's go to a busy Starbucks  in a nice part of town with you dressed in a dunce cap that says loser and have you feed me fruit ?? while everyone stares Wanna Floss your teeth in my long kinky afro pubes? Let me smack the shit out of you with a water balloon filled with my own piss Raceplay? Sure I'll use every slur in the book with you or you can on me! Sounds fun Feed me cupcakes and worship my belly blow off some steam with me today! Stop pla...