How about I sit on your lap and we address the first thing that pops up? ;), 28

My body is a temple and amusement park, enjoy the ride. ;) I am currently in a relationship, so meeting must be discreet. I am looking to be your dirty little secret for a NSA mutually satisfying arrangement to meet several times a month for help with monthly expenses. I am not looking for a pen pal, so please do not message me asking how I am or how's the weather. So serious inquires only, please. I have more pictures I can send once an agreement has been made so you can show Santa what you wan...