In Waynesboro.... where is all the turtle and hard people at?!, 30

Hey guys! Give me a good 'Ole southern welcome and and show me some fun spots!     SO I have TOTALLY decided if I cannot find a roommate to move in with like asap?? And I LITERALLY MEAN ASAP than I would love to hitch a ride to Florida or Cali.. all I ask is once we get there just please make sure I can stay with you a COUPLE days?? TRAVELERS AND TRUCKERS READ UP!!   Xoxo